Mind Your Head
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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

iamwizz:

When you can laugh during sex and not have it be awkward that’s when you know it’s real

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(Source: billiondollarbaby)

"…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine."

Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl.   (via fckn12yearold)

(Source: wordsnquotes)